Tales from a spoiled Ragdoll princess: adventures in ruling the household, mastering the art of cuteness, and maintaining peak fluffiness
They say comfort is a state of mind, but I say it's a state of being completely upside down with my legs splayed in directions that defy the laws of physics. Let me enlighten you about my revolutionary approach to relaxation...
Read Full Story →I've noticed humans have this strange obsession with "deadlines" and "important work." As a professional nap coordinator, I feel it's my duty to teach them about proper prioritization. Step one: lay directly on their keyboard...
Read Full Story →Running a household is no small feat, especially when your staff (humans) constantly need reminders about treat schedules and proper petting techniques. Today I'm sharing my executive strategies for maintaining order in the kingdom...
Read Full Story →Window lounging is an art form that requires years of dedication, perfect posture, and an innate ability to look majestic while judging neighborhood activities. Let me share my expertise in this noble pursuit...
Read Full Story →Humans call it an "office chair," but I know the truth—it's clearly a throne designed specifically for feline royalty. Join me as I explore why this ergonomic seat is actually the perfect napping spot for a princess...
Read Full Story →When it comes to occupying bed space, I've perfected what I call the "Starfish Position"—a strategic sprawling technique that ensures humans have exactly 2% of the mattress. Here's how I mastered this essential skill...
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